what's your lifelong partner like?

ah, a real serious, straight-laced sort, my exact opposite really. loaded too.
the sweetest most wonderful person ever- pampers everyone, me, the children... especially the youngest...
grunt. i don't know.
beautiful, yes. i'm compleatly smitten. god, i hope my parents didn't arrange this...
wonderful. really, really, good with kids.

how do you feel about having a family?

oh i want a huge family, lot's of littluns to carry on my legacy.
i'm not really planning on anything really, one kid at least might be nice.
i would really like a male heir, i don't care how many daughters i have first, i will have a son!
sure. whatever. --> scratches self.
i'd love to have a child. pass on my clever genes see to it he makes something of himself, i want greatness from my progeny.

speaking of family, what's your family background?

i come from a long, proud lineage. grief, i hope someone will carry on my lineage.
croak. i come from a small family, i made up for it later in life though...
i'm the youngest and i'm the darling of everyone, including all my multitudes of sisters.
heavens! i come from a huge family, i can't even begin to go into how many times a piece of clothing was handed down until it reached me.
meh. i have a brother. he may be older, but he is always off sulking or 'running the family business' when the rest of the family is around watching me be impressive.

at any given point in time, where might you be found?

in my little room in the corner, at any time.
here, there, everywhere! i'm a regular wanderer.
in my perfect cosmopolitan home right in the middle of downtown.
playing golf. snort.
at one point in my life i might have been out farming a little, but now maybe caring for the home? i guess where ever i'm wanted!

what's your biggest claim to fame?

i'm tall, i'm handsome, i've been all over the world and am known by high societies in strange lands. ha, i'm like a celebrity!
i killed some brute who tried to come onto my property. roar.
my son. the good boy. he makes me so proud.
my seniority... over everyone...
i was able to defend my home when came the one time it needed defense.

sweet god in the morning! crazy convicts have just escaped from the bastille and are heading straight towards your beloved home containing your loved ones with weapons and fire, they are filled with blood lust and will kill you all if you do not do something quick. how are you going to protect everything?

protect? surely one of my numerous progeny can handle such matters.
mount a charge, kill the first one who puts a toe onto my land.
bolt the doors and keep everyone inside, together we all can fight to hold them back.
well, in my youth i might have gone to find someone who could have helped, but now, i would stand strong and defend my home single handedly.
attack? crazy convicts? heavens! sounds exciting! is it hot in here or is it just me? i don't think i would have to defend anything though, as an attack would hardly happen here in front of my home, goodness.

enough about everything else. tell me about you.

me? i'm delightful, or so i am told. there's something which is not quite stable about my person, but that's what makes me special.
i'm charming and witty. my tongue is a bit too sharp at times and i am constantly undoing myself. i can be brave at times though, but only out of necessity.
fwroar, arr, and other such, i have no time for this.
i have a family i love, a nice big house, great job- lots of name power, but not many duties- i was not born to top class, but now i'm in it. i'm content.
i'm tired this weary thought, it bores me, i am old now- had you asked me this in my day however! ho ho! what an answer i could given you.

so what are you?

a knight in shining armor.
a local legend.
the original hero.
absolutely unbelievable!
an upright figure of responsibilty.

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